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liriangelcarolina:

ronn:

anchorv:

liriangelcarolina:

PARTY AT MY HOUSE? YEAH?!?!

<3

HELL YEAH (:
<3

Vince, wanna give me a ride?

LMFAO. That made me laugh. =D

Hey I know all of you (:

You should gimme a ride too ;D lmfao.

1. He Still Wants to Play the Field
Once a guy commits, he will lose the right to date other women. Most guys try to hold on to this right as long as they can, especially when they are not sure what they are looking for.

2. Girls Grow Up Faster Than Boys
“Committing” means “growing up” to some guys. And a lot of us guys don’t want to grow up, or we want to delay the process of growing up as long as possible. Commitment is a sign of maturity, and some guys are simply too immature to commit.

3. There’s Someone Else
It’s hard for a guy to commit to one woman if he’s got others on his mind — imagine trying to commit if you had a couple of guys on your mind.

4. He’s Got Other Priorities
In life, it’s tough to balance love, family, work, etc. If there are things in his life that demand more attention than his love life, he’ll commit to the other stuff and deal with love when he can.

5. He’s Got Baggage/He’s Afraid of Intimacy
Maybe he’s had a bad experience with a past girlfriend, or he’s a child of divorce. Unresolved pain in his past can prevent him from committing.

6. He’s Afraid It Won’t Work Out
Committing involves risk. You are essentially taking a plunge, and investing energy in the relationship. Some people feel that it’s not worth a try unless it’s 100% certain it will work out. But, you can never really be that sure of things, and that unknown keeps some people from committing.

7. None of His Friends Have Committed
If you are able to get the first guy of his group of friends to commit, I commend you. Most of us want to commit eventually, but we don’t want to be the first one, and there is respect among guys for the last single guy in the pack.

8. He’s Only in It for Sex
Sadly, some guys are just out for a conquest. Keep a close eye on things so you’re not a victim of one of these kind of guys. Usually, if you have a gut feeling that he’s interested only in the bedroom, you’re right.

9. He’s Still “Selfish”
A few weeks ago, my friend was freaking out via text because his wife scheduled a dinner the night of the Ravens nationally televised Monday Night Football game. He was “extremely jealous” that I planned to lay in my boxers alone watching the Ravens game in HD. Committed relationships are acts of selflessness. We are giving ourselves and our time and energy to one another. I know that I’m still in a selfish period in my life: I’d rather wake up at 10 AM on Sunday and read about The Sex Pistols and Maryland history on Wikipedia instead of waking up at 9 AM and going to brunch with a girlfriend. Some day we all get less selfish with our time, but when that occurs differs for everyone.

10. He’s Not into You Enough to Commit
Most of the reasons a guy won’t commit have to do with the guy. But he may see you as a fun person to date, but never thought of you as someone he’d commit to in the end. It’s tough to swallow when this is the situation, but sometimes it’s easy to resolve it in your mind this way and move on.

11. You’re Pressuring Him Too Much to Commit
If he’s going to commit, let him come to that moment on his own. If you continue to bring it up, he may become bitter and annoyed at the whole thought of it. You’d rather him come to the decision to commit naturally on his own, and not because he was pressured to do so anyway. Just think about how you feel when someone pressures you to do something you’re not sure about.

-msn news.

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about ‘making out’ from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. “Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured ‘Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he’s not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time ‘Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she’s ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn’t dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis’s boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

liriangelcarolina:

jessicalindsey:

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! D;

yes

That’s cool (:

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! D;

liriangelcarolina:

Like, officially cutting my hair.

Like, really really really short.

I just want something different.

My aunts dying it too.

:)

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

DDDDD: YOU HAVE SUCH PRETTY HAIR!!

We’re all one.

STFU.

You are too. Get over it.

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briii69:

I made this shit so I could see funny and random pictures, blogs, rants and happy things.

Not to hear you complain about your lives.

Stfu, grow some bawls.

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Briiiiiiiiiiii.

Rants aren’t always happyyyy